Nov
1
2006
Me for President? Is it possible?
I don't know. I might have a chance. My campaign website looks decent enough. You can find schedules and and even a blog there. Shit, how many websites does that make now? Six? And man, I look like hell these days. Aged about 30 years or so. Still a spring chicken, though.
I'm not too sure on some of my campaign promises. Withdrawing from Iraq sounds good and all, but is it responsible? That is, can we just yank everyone out of there with little to no effect? Maybe. Abolishing the IRS and the Federal Income Tax? Can I do that and keep the budget in balance? I'd like to think that I can.
When 2008 rolls around and everyone is going gaga (or snarling at the mouth) over Hilary, look for me on the ballot. I'll serve the American people well. I promise.
